8 Boo-Boos I Have Made In Public While Out Without The Kids
Every now and then I get out baby-free. But old habits die hard. Without even realising until it’s too late, I have made all…
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I’m Going To BritMums Live 2014 – Where Good Mums Go Bad
Name: Jess This is me after winning the mums’ race on Sports Day last week. I don’t normally wear a sticker. Or a sunbeam…
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How To Win The Mums’ Race At Sports Day
Sports Day season is upon us, and it’s your chance to shine. Not only do you get to see your child’s cutely poor lane…
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How To Hold A Telephone Conversation With Your Husband
When your husband does not feature in your Last 10 Calls list, is it a concern? Is the art of inter-spouse conversation dead? How…
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Unrealistic Body Images – For Boys
Girls have Barbie, boys have Batman. Both are equally unattainable body shapes – a Superhero Six-Pack is as hard to achieve as a Barbie…
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Why We Are Fussy Eaters, Mummy
You’re always complaining we’re fussy eaters, mummy. You accuse us of being cussed, or say we’re just doing it to wind you up. If…
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Kids Are Great – One At A Time
Parenting is the only customer service industry where you’re expected to serve all the customers at once, all the time. Never mind that the…
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If You Prick Us Mums, Do We Not Bleed?
Mums are invincible. Everyone knows that. They have to be. Because kids need us to be invincible. If we crumble when they tantrum, if…
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The Swarovski Nappy
Seen one nappy, you’ve seen them all? Never mind Pampers or Huggies, disposable v real, when you’ve changed 19,315 nappies, as I have, you…
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What Kind Of A Nightmare Is Your Child?
If evolution’s so clever, why are kids so stupid? I mean this in the nicest possible way, but: all kids are a nightmare. I’m…
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