Love Is…Always Weeing Last
This Valentinestide, I was tagged in My Petit Canard’s beautiful “Love Is…” post by the lovely Mummy Swan @Theswan_project. So, here we go: Love Is… …Cleaning up chunks. …
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The Mummy and the Frog: A Love Story
They say you have to kiss a lot of frogs. I bite the heads off mine. No, no, I’m not talking about potential princes;…
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What To Wear To BritMums Live? 2015 Update
Updated for BritMums 2015 – another year, another wardrobe dilemma! (See bottom of post.) I’m going to BritMums Live – yay! I have nothing…
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Bum-Activated Sky+, Or The Dream Family Sofa
Imagine a sofa with bum-activated Sky+, retina-scan TV remotes and baby wipe dispenser arms. Imagine, therefore, the ultimate family sofa. Bum-activated Sky+ The only…
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The Favour Bank
Favours are the currency of mums. If you’re a mum in a fix, another mum will help you out. Even if she hardly knows…
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The JoyMometer
My children bring me utmost joy. But do I enjoy my children? To calculate how many minutes a day I enjoy being a mum,…
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Playdate Pariahs
The more kids you have, the less welcome you are. Or is that just us? However much you like us, why would you invite…
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2013 Year in Review Q & A
I was tagged in Oh So Amelia’s blogging year in review post by the brilliant Katie at hurrahforgin (thank you!). If you haven’t already, check out her…
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Do Your Kids Ruin Your Vids?
If one kid is doing something video-worthy, the other will be in mortal danger. Or, at the very least, fighting, screaming, running in front…
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The Shouting Bra, and Other Mummy Essentials
You can’t command respect naked. Not even from your kids. Hence, I propose a Mumswear diffusion line, starting with The Shouting Bra and the…
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