I am Met-aaaa-ni-ummmm!
7pm: I think my toddler is going off to sleep.
7.05pm: I hear telltale heavy breathing, as of a small child engaged in dastardliness, down the baby monitor.
7.06pm: I find him plastered in Metanium. Which, by the way, is definitely the most effective nappy barrier cream – it took about ten goes to wash this off.
Oh wow. I’ve not heard of metanium but I’m guessing it’s like sudocrem – not something you want smeared over upholstery/children/anything other than bums!
Pretty funny though x #wickedwednesdays
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It’s like Sudocrem – but worse as it’s SO water-repellant. Good for bottoms, not so much for hands! x
Oh God ewww……
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It is EVIL!!!!!!
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Well, it does a good job – but not on the hands!!
Oh no!! I remember this stuff – its SO hard to get off!! My toddler decided to cover himself in Vicks on a playdate today – that was fun! NOT #WickedWednesdays
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I LOVED THE TITLE! Oh god bab. What is it?? I’ve never heard of such a thing! Thanks so much for linking up and I hope to see you again on this weeks #wickedwednesdays x
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! Awww bless him. Had almost the same thing happen to me last week. I was making Tea then just stopped dead (It was way to quiet in the living room) I went in to check on my almost 3 year old and, Yup he was up to no good. I walked in to my living room covered in Sudocrem hand prints. My son just looked at me, smiled and said ‘Painting mumma’. So what’s the first thing I do?? Grab my phone for a pic like any good parent of course 😉 What’s the second thing I do?? Grab the puppy who’s come in to investigate (didn’t get to him in time btw) So now I had kid hand prints everywhere and puppy print mixed in aswell. fun fun. The moral of the story is….If you have a Toddler and it’s gone quiet, go check….Quick!
Oh my goodness – bedlam! At least I didn’t have a little doggy friend adding to the fun! Love how you took a snap before you addressed the chaos 😉
Metanium is the bestest 🙂
Your blog looks great – I have been a bit out of the blogging loop lately so have lots of catching up to do – stupid bloody exams. Anyway, congratulations on your BIBS win, so well-deserved lovely. I wish I could have been there to help you celebrate* – CONGRATULATIONS 🙂 xxxx
*buy loads of wine and beer and Prosecco and stuff
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Love, love, love Metanium! Its awesome (as you prob know) at getting rid of pretty horrid nappy rash. Not so good at getting it off hands though 😉