Where Did My Baby Go? #WickedWednesday 3
Where did my baby go?
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9 Weird Jobs You Can Do After Being A Mum
Picture credit: TomCruise.com. You’re welcome, ladies. Motherhood qualifies you for lots of things. A medal, for one. The Mummy CV is vast and includes…
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The Obtuseness Of Toddlers #WickedWednesday 1
I’ve been wondering whether my baby is turning into toddler, or if those flashes of temper are just in my imagination… When he asked…
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Smartphones: Mother’s Ruin – Or Saviour?
Birth announcements lost in a scroll-load of Facebook updates. Babies whose first words are in click language, they’re papped so often. Pushchair pile-ups as…
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The Christmas Quiz for Parents
There’s nothing like a festive quiz for passing the night in merriment / causing massive inter-spouse rows at Christmas. If you have a gathering…
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What To Give The Distracted Mother: Malcolm & Gerald Review
“Ed! I mean, Henry! I mean, Rex!” Nothing dilutes a mother’s power more than showing weakness. And what greater weakness does a mother have…
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100 Happy Posts
Why, I don’t look a day over 99! Woohoo, Wry Mummy is 100 today! I am ridiculously excited to announce that this is my…
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‘Tis the Season For Babysitting Bingo
We don’t get out much, us mums. But when we do, it’s in December. Cards at the ready – you’re about to play babysitting…
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Twenty-One Things People Say About Your Children – And What They Really Mean
#172344134 / gettyimages.com Humans are a kindly breed, generally. They rarely say what they think to your face, above all if it’s about your…
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Twenty Parenting Mistakes You Only Make Once
There are some parenting mistakes you make time and time again. Taking them out for a meal and expecting not to get indigestion. Assuming…
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