Fake Tanning For Mummies
So, the fake tan season seems to have thrust itself upon us, all of a sudden. Another step in the endless drudgery of trying…
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Birthdays: Before and After Kids
Everything changes when you have kids. And never is this more obvious than on your birthday. Before kids, birthdays were an excuse to indulge,…
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If Kids Did Lent
Mum’s banging on about giving up chocolate for Lent – like that’s a big deal! We could give up way better things than that….
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Lying To My Kids
When I’m rustling in the car For my sly chocolate bar, They say, “What’s that mum?” I lie: “Nothing!” When my head’s in the…
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Could You Give Up Blogging For Lent?
Lent is about giving up something important. If you cut me in half you’d see that I am 97% chocolate, so chocolate is what…
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The Goldilocks Poo
All kids love poo. Mine names his. This morning, we had the usual “just sat down for breakfast loo dash” and he produced three…
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The Mummy Accident Form
Our kids come home with an accident form for the slightest scrape, but what about us? The injuries I’ve sustained while mumming would fill…
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Date Trip
Can’t fit in date night? Got a long journey coming up? Why not combine the two and make it a Date Trip? Date TripWe’re always…
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Inventing Flopjack
The baby was asleep, the biggie was happily engaged – it was the perfect moment to make the flapjack that my middle son had…
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The Mummy Tightrope
Most of the time, I’m a Mumbot – a mummy on autopilot. The business of parenting kids is so, well, busy, that I just…
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