When I’m rustling in the car
For my sly chocolate bar,
They say, “What’s that mum?”
I lie: “Nothing!”
When my head’s in the fridge
Taking a wee swig
They say, “What’s that mum?”
I lie: “Nothing!”
When I’m sobbing at the stove
Cos the day’s brought me low
They say, “What’s up, mum?”
I trill, “Nothing!”
When I put them to bed
They say “Do you love
A thing more than us, mum?”
Lies end: “Nothing.”
This post is linked up to the fabulous new #badmumsclub linky from Morgana at But Why Mummy Why’ Visit her site to link your own blog post and make sure you visit fellow members and partners in crime Katie at Hurrah for Gin, Alison at Not Another Mummy Blog and Amy at Pass The Gin
Awh nearly cried at the last line. Eating chocolate and not sharing – bad mom ha. Excellent work xx
Aw thanks! My chocolate is my fortress! xx
Oh this is just fab. Love the last bit x
Thank you, Chief Shouty Mummy!x
Its when they can smell chocolate in our house – am sure youngest has odd sense of smell. Great post
BNM
Thanks! They do have a sixth sense for forbidden edibles, that’s for sure.
Oh this is such a lovely post! VERY true to my life! x Can’t wait to read next months installment!
Thank you! Looking forward to our next club meet too!
Ha! ha! Loved this, especially the last paragraph. X
Thank you!x
Fab Jess – we are SO on the same wave length aren’t we xxx
Yeah baby! xxx
Aww! The last line made me well up a bit! Love it x
Thanks so much!x
Aww. And for the record, little children can’t properly appreciate chocolate so there’s no point sharing. 😉
Exactly! Good point and well presented! X