Lying To My Kids

When I’m rustling in the car
For my sly chocolate bar,
They say, “What’s that mum?”
I lie: “Nothing!”

When my head’s in the fridge
Taking a wee swig
They say, “What’s that mum?”
I lie: “Nothing!”

When I’m sobbing at the stove
Cos the day’s brought me low
They say, “What’s up, mum?”
I trill, “Nothing!”

When I put them to bed
They say “Do you love 
A thing more than us, mum?”
Lies end: “Nothing.”

This post is linked up to the fabulous new #badmumsclub linky from Morgana at But Why Mummy Why’ Visit her site to link your own blog post and make sure you visit fellow members and partners in crime Katie at Hurrah for Gin, Alison at Not Another Mummy Blog and Amy at Pass The Gin 



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